You try now-----What a Wonderful Wonderful World
1/Green Tea Ice Cream
2/If at the end of Mass the Priest said instead of “Go in Peace”, “Stay in Peace- I like the company.”
3/Chocolate Sushi (substitute dark, white or milk chocolate for the fish-not kidding!)
4/If at the end of the Mass the Priest said instead of “Go in Peace to Love and Serve the Lord” “Go Home and Kiss your Wife who is the closest thing to the Lord still living in your House.”
5/Fried Calimari with Wasabi
6/ If the Pope said to Bush "Anyone who shoots anyone, instructs anyone to shoot anyone, pays anyone to shoot anyone or conspires with anyone who does any of the above in an unjust war has automatically excommunicated themselves sua sponte. I'll take care of the paperwork."
7/Anything and everything Cordon Bleu class in Firenzi dishes up
8/If Paris Hilton who got 45 days for DWG-driving while georgeous and tipsy and hurting no one wondered what would be the appropriate punishment for having a “late term” abortion, slicing and dicing her offspring with intent while sober.
9/Teriaki Salmon braized in lime juice and ginger cooked in orange juice marinade over boiled artichoke hearts resting on whole wheat pasta primavera (really).
10/If during Mass the Priest said “this is my body which is given for you” and added “because I must like to live vicariously.”
11/If the most beautiful holy consecrated people had beautiful more holy consecrated children
and
12/ If every nearly vacant old historic monestary in a beautiful bucolic European countryside or town converted half its space retrofitted to be a home for AIDS orphans from all over the world, complete with a school so they could grow up listening to monks chant the liturgy of the hours, sing with them and help with the dishes. I volunteer to cook for room and board.
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