These are all just rumors and wild unsubstantiated speculation (and opinion, and sarcasm and a joke and not truth-and she's a public figure and no malice intended here, and just clean fun, so there for your disclaimer- don't sue me-you will lose--and it's free for me to defend and I will counter-sue for wasting my time.)
1. Her husband said she was costing them too much money
2. She was more interested in the sale on Elizabeth Arden than arms sales to Afghanistan
3. She still couldn't stay awake reading one Supreme Court opinion to tell Katie Couric about
4. She figured out no one was going to pay her extra for that Alaska pipeline deal
5. Someone told her that it wasn't a political plus to be "lame duck" traveling around on trade junkets to exciting places internationally because she might be seen as actually learning something about foreign cultures and the base hates foreigner cultures- especially french ones.
6. Her legal debt caused her to cancel her credit card at Nordstroms and she has nothing now to wear.
7. She still doesn't have an answer for Katie Couric's question on "what newspapers do you regularly read" and was advised not to say "Vogue" or "O" again.
8. It's funner to be behind the cameras talking about bubble gum than sitting in Alaska state assembly sessions debating anything of substance- especially when you get free make-up before the show.
9. Her kids want her around more to play Twister with. "Hell yeah!"
10. She can't keep a good parental control eye on all the 14 year old's apologetic emails from Letterman unless she is closer to the house.
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