The Eye

of Newt

Plastered all over the papers in DC is the mutiny of Gingrich's Central Command.
As my mother says if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all, I will refrain from the obvious. However, I don't however always listen to my mother so I offer the following:

Gingrich is to be commended for having a press corp who know how to arrange shots- they found all the people shorter than 5'2" in the state to stand in front of Calista and Newt to have Calista look like she is bending down to shake their hands. I am 5'7" and met her, and she comes up to my shoulders so I am guessing she is about 5'4". Newt similarly is no giant. He probably prefers the podium lecturing think tank style to mana-a-mana meet and greets because he is not an imposing figure. He is in fact rather a puffy faced roly poly figure.

Calista up front wears too much theatrical make up and has hair that she bought in a wallmart. Note to file: if you insist wearing popping bright yellow pimp suits make sure the hair matches. The thick dark line above her forehead in today's DC paper shots indicates she has been traveling too far and too long away from her hair colorist who should sell her a cheap bottle of 'Papal Barbie on the road touch up' color.

Anyone who gives a dollar to that mess should have their head examined. The church needs it more. In fact, they should have a Tiffanies bonfire of the vanities and give about half a mil to the church. Pick a church, any church.

(sorry mum!!)