BOYCOTT COULTER EVERYTHING

Editorial Rant- Bile Barbie reappears -like a bad case of Herpes.


Here is the deal. I don't get to pick the Google Ads up top. They just appear from the twisted mind of some Google marketing madman. Apparently one of them has a hard on for Bile Barbie. She just keeps popping up in the Google Ad section above like a bad case of Herpes. She won't go away-like Aids. She has merchandised herself into a poster, a blog, a doll, books that Random House was stupid enough to pay an advance for which it must now recoup by infecting all google ads like a virus. My favorite one is from the On Line Human whatever rag that still shamelessly runs her column like diarreah "Get Ann Coulter-Free." What a bargain- does she usually charge $200 a trick?
Maybe Google Ads just pick up on words with some software program so that if Coulter's name appears with some statistical regularity it assumes that means people want to hear and see more of her instead of the opposite. Kind of like make War to find Peace logic. In that case they should tell us so we are sure to write "Impeach Bush Impeach Bush Impeach Bush Impeach Bush Impeach Bush" ten times for every one time we mention that unmentionable, aka -the G.O.Twiggie.

I think any and everything Ann is morally, aesthetically and literarily repugnant and I question the cranial matter of anyone who reads her tripe. I am shocked that anyone lets her speak to impressionable young women. I usually am charitable to DG sorority types at Cornell as one of my best friends at Cornell was one. I even hung out at their House.
But Coulter is just a shameless Murdock Media Harlot who is shaming my Alma Mater, profession, religion,and gender. There isn't a kind thought swimming in the polluted air in her head. I imagine her getting weeds instead of flowers on her birthday, because she thinks they smell better. I think she should figure out now what use she can make with the coal she will get in her stocking for that absurdist vitriol called "Godless" which title she got from her x-rays. For those who missed it, by the way, she announced at that Claire Booth Luce gig to all the stary eyed women that she would NOT over turn Roe v. Wade if she was on the Bench (in your dreams Adams Apple)- I dare you to repeat that to Flynn.
I am the same age as Coulter and we both went to Cornell more or less the same time. We grew up with that Farrah Fawset beach poster everywhere-something that obviously made a great impression on her. She has apparently fantasized herself into being the Farrah Fawset of Young Republicans scantily clad in spagetti straps on the impressionable Young American Republicans (or whatever) webpage. Those poor kids.
She says things that should cause normal people to be encouraged to therapize for their sheer deceitfulness and vitriolic bile that makes me wonder who is perscribing her Zoloft. She needs it readjusted especially after that sad harpie comment.
I have more respect for Angelina Jolie, and my El Salvadoran maid than I do for Miss Ann. At least they can Act and have real children.
Apparently she and her column have been kicked out of USA Today in favor of Jonah Goldberg, an Arizona Newspaper, some Jewish Weekly online journal and others. Only Fox will have her on. And who pays any attention to the Fox Hole?
All traces of her Ads would be kicked out of this site if Google read their customer complaint email and took it seriously. If they ignore me for another week, expect that this Pilgrims, Patriots and Prophets will come to you from another web location and URL where Google Ads and Ann Coulter (Impeach Bush Impeach Bush Impeach Bush) are not invited.

My advice; Boycott any and everything Coulter. Spend the money instead on something more worthwhile like gas for your car or a Guiness.
Better yet, spend it supporting the
Senatorial Campaigns of

Ned Lamont- a true Connecticut Patriot
and all Democratic Senatorial and Congressional Contenders.

And paaaaalease.....don't you dare accuse me of Coulter-envy- I can buy a bottle of Lauriel blonde for under $25. (check the eyebrows people -it isn't real)
Anyone so insecure that they have to merchandise themself into a Republican poster girl for japanese hair straightener and Gap spaghetti straps clearly had a troubled youth.