And Who Cares Anyway
We have had divorced Presidents- one hallowed and revered Reagan in some circles. We have had Philandering Presidents- don't get me started. But something about a possibly, and not really gay Supreme Court Justice has folks really really upset. It's amazing. All they know is she is 50 and single and they are really really upset.
We have had divorced Presidents- one hallowed and revered Reagan in some circles. We have had Philandering Presidents- don't get me started. But something about a possibly, and not really gay Supreme Court Justice has folks really really upset. It's amazing. All they know is she is 50 and single and they are really really upset.
(Jean D'Arc, or Joan of Arc, a movie depiction pictured above, and the famously beautiful Katherine Hepburn also never married- Ms. Hepburn lived to old age secretly in love with a married man who was also in love with her but would not leave his wife-the famous actor Spencer Tracey)
Here are the other alternatives as to why she never married:
1. She is a consecrated Born Again Virgin (not likely)
2. She chased unavailable men and kept falling in love with a married man.
3. She fell in love with a Priest who chose the adorable kiddies and all the free dinners of Parish life over her.
4. She didn't meet Mr. Right and wasn't dumb enough to try to make it work with Mr. Wrong.
5. She is infertile and the only man of her dreams wanted kids and left her for his hot secretary.
6. She has a weight problem and felt insecure around men.
7. She preferred spending time in the library to the kitchen, and prefers writing law review articles to cooking anything.
8. She failed the 'dancing with the Stars' audition and couldn't find a partner.
9. A series of deaths in her extended family left children parentless so she devoted her non-working hours to tending to their care
1. She is a consecrated Born Again Virgin (not likely)
2. She chased unavailable men and kept falling in love with a married man.
3. She fell in love with a Priest who chose the adorable kiddies and all the free dinners of Parish life over her.
4. She didn't meet Mr. Right and wasn't dumb enough to try to make it work with Mr. Wrong.
5. She is infertile and the only man of her dreams wanted kids and left her for his hot secretary.
6. She has a weight problem and felt insecure around men.
7. She preferred spending time in the library to the kitchen, and prefers writing law review articles to cooking anything.
8. She failed the 'dancing with the Stars' audition and couldn't find a partner.
9. A series of deaths in her extended family left children parentless so she devoted her non-working hours to tending to their care
What do you want from a Supreme Court Justice? I am going to use No.3 if they come after me with the Gay Crappola, truth being a defense to libel.
At 50, by the way, some folks are STILL not menapausal (I'm not- TMI, Too much info), and can STILL have kids by the liter with a fertility specialist. I am looking up that Italian guy so I have an excuse to stay in Italy for nine months.
GIVE HER A BREAK!
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