YOU ARE NOT JESUS
I thought that I should spell it in all caps because I know is it a point of profound identity confusion that has bedeviled you for a while.
Jesus died when he was 33 and lived about 2,000 years ago. We have not much to go on with regard to a lot of his life.
You sometimes hear people say- Jesus never went to college - to excuse them dropping out of high school (in appalachia)- Dumb. He didn't need to go to college- he was All Knowing Already.
Jesus didn't apologize to anyone he just moved forward. Dumb. He didn't need to apologize to anyone, he was sinless and didn't do jerky-A things to anyone.
Jesus didn't take care of an elderly alzheimer's parent in his home, so I can put mine in the nursing home from hell. Dumb. If Mary was 14-16 when Jesus was born that means when he died at age 33 she was younger than 50 and no sign of ill health. He didn't have to care for an elderly alzheimer's parent. Plus, he would have cured her- then assumed her into heaven fully in body. You on the other hand might have to take care of your ill and annoying mother.
Jesus didn't carry health insurance or pay premiums on time so I don't have to. Dumb. Jesus cured everyone and didn't run any risk of illness as creater of all that is good in the universe. You on the other hand need to carry health insurance because you are mortal. I checked your birth certificate. It said human. I also know your mother. Really human.
Then you see people wanting to hide behind the biblical admonition to not be jealous or envious- as a shield to excuse their filandering and evil conduct that is designed to or naturally forseen to inspire jealousy- out of sorry ego defects of personality. Tell that to Mrs. Sarkozy, Mrs. Mitterand- don't be jealous or envious or you won't get into heaven. Fair Warning. Those are fleshy sort of emotions- get with the Spirit.
The first Mrs. Sarkozy left his sorry A- and I have all the respect in the world for her doing so. That's what I would do in a New York minute. Sorry King of France. Running around is just schmucky- otherwise I love you and your country, except for the way you raised the retirement age which wasn't very diplomatic and has everyone striking.
So when looking at what Jesus did or what he would do, please use a little humility. When you have wronged someone, don't continue to do it- it demonstrates blatant disrespect and it will result in the person leaving you for good. If someone comes back to give you a second chance- don't carry on the same pathetic as usual unless you just don't care in which case do what you want - and suffer the consequences in vain for your vanity.
...and 'sorry' is always nice to hear. Especially when preceeded by 'honey, really i love you.' Chocolate doesn't hurt either.
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