Your Government Dollars at Work.
But will Sarkozy have to take off his shoes?
Year to date statistics on TSA airport screenings from the Department of Homeland Security (key areas):
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites Revealed 133
Hernias Located 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It's a joke-thanks Michael for sending.
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