About a Romney Presidency:
Aside from the obvious - Democrats, women and anyone with a brain--the following industries will suffer under a Mormon BISHOPs regime (yes, Romney is a Mormon BISHOP not just your ordinary priest schlub-something all Mormon adults, male and female get to be just for contributing enough)- because of their strict
'piety' regarding various vices. Not only does the White House effect fashion trends regarding consumption but Mormons are hyper moralists who would legislate banning things they find morally prohibited. Here are the industries that should be really worried.
The Wine importing/alcoholic beverage industry- this will affect economies of France Italy and Spain.
They don't allow drinking of any alcohol. Forget all the studies that red wine helps your heart. They just consider it all immoral. Don't you dare throw a little grand mariner in that crepe- or hell fires await.
Just wait for the rule of powdered lemonade.
Starbucks and all coffee importing- from everywhere. Coffee is prohibited -it is viewed by Mormons as an artificial stimulant. Nestle, Maxwell House, Folgers- start selling stock if Romney is elected. Carmel Mochiata Frappucinos? Consider yourself damned. Espresso machine makers? Start converting them into popcorn machines. Your friendly neighborhood coffee joint will have to start serving warm milk.
As for 'culture?' Think Mormon Tabernacle Choir at the Kennedy Center. All Year.
And a lot of short sleeved white shirted short haired guys with pocket pen protectors asking you if you have met Joseph Smith as your personal savior yet.
Seriously, the Republicans have lost their minds folks.
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