To That Guy Ripping Falwell-of blessed memory.
Goes something like this.
Jerry Falwell said God told him that God allowed 9-11 to happen because of all the Pagans in America and Feminists.
Pagans. That's a motorcycle group isn't it?
And Feminists. God looked down from heaven and said -look at all those women trying to help fed their families by getting a job, doing dishes, the laundry, carpooling kids to piano lessons and soccer practice, then competing with other men to bring home more money for the mortgage in jobs, and he said "Where is the pot of stew on the stove? Where's my stew? No stew on the stove and I hate frozen Stouffers! I shall SMITE them all!" and he blew up the Towers.
Actually, God called me about a hour and a half earlier and said it was because of people like Falwell.
[and a couple billion in Iraqi oil contracts]
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