God is in the World, thus instead of thinking folly of holding hands or any other parts

with a wo-man, take the cords of your draperies and

whip yourselves with them until you think only of

discomfort, now get the chords of draperies in every room from here to Bolivia because pain is what you were created for..

more chords, more whipping, yes, that's the ticket, pain, more pain, keep whipping.

And should any female creature of the wo-man variety

set foot in the entrance to your abode, call the police

and allege seductry and sedition to the Pain-Master.

-Yoda- the 16th.

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Your worthless masochisms do not glorify God- they insult him. There is only one being qualified to give his life as a ransom for many. There is only one mediator between God and Man. Your masochisms ransom no one and nothing. They are excuses to misname wounding, injury and defect as nobility. They serve no higher cause than your misery. They do not point to God in the world, they point to your devilish presumption and a thumbing of your nose at the one who gave his life so yours would be abundant.