CIA DESK OF DISINFORMATION
Imagine there is a whole section of the CIA in which really creative people spend all day sitting around thinking of ways to fake out people on your taxpayer dime. How fun would that be. Throw a little sadomasochistic terror in the mix- now you are in dementoland.
Let's see, a plane hits the world trade center- no two- and one hits the pentagon! No, too easy, lets have one go down in Pennsylvania. We can't use real people in real planes what do we do - Tomohawk missiles! Great, keep thinking- and drone missile hit or a hologram of one with internal explosives. Good, good, now get to the mapping board. That ought to scare the living sunshine out of them.
Hmmmm,
How are we going to round up about at least a third of the country. let's see- there's a flesh eating bacteria monster loose! Let's vaccinate everyone with bacteria and lead or whatever is cheapest that we can mark up ten times and split the profit with pharmaland.
Or, we could pretend we are being attacked by aliens from outer space- or, reptiles from down under, or.....let's take a vote- Who wants the Flesh Eating Bacteria pandemic and who wants one that travels by Birds and is carried in their feces? Who can do the graphics on that.
Who is posing for the Bin Laden video by the way- we need to jack up another hysteria as the Presidents' poll numbers are tanking. Someone call the writers for Alias- we need more ideas. Whose turn is it to order Chinese?
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