A man was sitting eating breakfast and his wife came and hit him over the head
with a frying pan. He yelped in protest- "What the Hell! What is the matter with you woman!!??" His wife replied. "I found this in your coat pocket" and she whipped out a piece of paper that said "Julie" followed by a seven digit number.
He smirked- "oh my Goodness, woman! That is the name of the horse I bet on last week and its number at the track." She profusely apologized and kissed him sorry.
The next week the man was sitting eating breakfast. His wife again hit him over the head with a frying pan. "What the Hell! What is the matter with you woman!!??" he yelled. She replied "Your Horse Just Called."
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