House

Rules

House Rules. Remember when you were a student and you wanted to go home with your boyfriend or girlfriend and your mother put you in two separate rooms even though she suspected you were a little more intimate when she wasn't around? That's because in her house, she gets to say-
its her house rules. If she doesn't want you messing around before some sparkly diamond demonstrates the commitment she thinks goes with self respect and respect of the partner, she gets to say where you sleep in her house. House Rules.

That's how you should look at catholic colleges doling out, or paying for anything having to do with insurance paying for contraception or giving college sanctioned approved insurance for contraception. They don't think you should be messing around before being officially married. Don't make them pay for your sins (as they view them.) Really don't make a federal case out of it.

What if in the above scenario the young man's brother came and bullied the mother and said- hey lady, my brother gets to do what he wants with your daughter and you don't get to say where they sleep even in your house and I can send you a bill to fine you if you don't let them sleep together.

Man, these analogies can get fun. Take it from there John Stewart.