Bloody Brilliant I Am
Hire Fergie to Coach Kagan on elocution- like Liza Dolittle for the Senate hearings. Put her on the Coaching Staff. How to dress properly and get the best out of a pixie do. How to smile telegenically into the camera (Fergie has loads of on camera experience)- What colors suits best complement the complexion? Should she highlight or baillage? Dark hose or light hose? Belt high like Michele or low like Cher? No, beltless- more Brooks Brothers for Women.
Pay Fergie the exact sum of all her debts and let her start over.
This is a job for.....HILLLLLARY!!!
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