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GOODWILL TOWARD ALL MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN, BORN AND UNBORN

Monday, December 20, 2010

Facing Down

SCARY SANTA
Hypocrisy

Because hypocrites don't get to heaven. Period. Jesus blasted them. God hates them. Hates them.

Remember that old addage "Those who can't - teach, and those who can't teach, teach PE."
You don't want it said of preachers. Those who can't -preach. Because if you cannot Love like God you don't want to be spouting pontifications blasting other people for being less Godly than you aren't.

Jesus Heals. Amen. So lets cancel all spousal medical coverage for everyone working for us.
Marriage Matters. Amen. Except for all those gays, and for all our male clergy employees and any and all those deranged women who really love them.
"Life" means every human is made in the image of God and endowed thus with undefilable dignity: Amen. Except Gays and all those deranged women who really love them-actually ALL women- and all those criminals we can put to death, and anyone we think we need to torture (republican oil wars pay the mortgage).
"Love your neighbor" and let your third order spend every last penny on you so they are homeless and make them sleep outside on your front steps because no women are allowed in the Palace.

And now you will all go to us for confession to save your souls.

I confess. I don't think you have any more moral authority to save my soul than my mother. She's a protestant "Saint Stephen's Minister."

Talk about 'stumbling blocks'- these are stumbling brick walls. Just can't manage to walk through them yet. Am I sad? Is the Pope a childless old european intellectualized white guy over 70?

My Mother the Minister will get to heaven quicker than some of your cardinals.
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Oh- I almost forgot my favorite one: We are Pro Life and Everyone Pregnant Should Bear the Child. We just don't want any babies. (too much diaper rash and burping going on there.)

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